should i get a tagboard?

a parody entry.

***AIM WELL

In any case, i think that this post will still be relevant to girls who are reading it, since i dont think they have urinals in the toilets, or spend their time floating in and out of male tolilets. ( save that one for those retro green "ALVERTON " aunties.)

Going into Novena MRT toilet today, i noticed a new campaign for " keep the toilets clean!" going round. well, this time targeted at MEN in particular. The above poster is what i mean.

HAHA! look! There's even a target marker on the poster to show the EHEM men where they should aim their you-know-what at the specific spot.

Its either the government trying to proves tha 'old guns' do fire a little of target, or Singapore men are really showing why Singapore girls find them boring in bed.

well, if you dont get what i mean, then maybe this lil skit will tell you more.

Husband: " how does it feel Hunn"

Wife: " ???. The entry is down here love, youre shooting my tummy"

hahahahahah

Tsk tsk. No wonder Singapore birth rate is falling la! Singapore guys cant even be marksmen in bed with the target just next to them.This is not a 100m range la. If 400m how? m-16 have 900m plus range oryte.

at this rate, even SAF will suffer.

SINGAPORE, shoot well. make the women proud.

you unzipped. take your aim. one deep breath. and slowly triger your urine to the right spot.

YESS! hit target. like finally!